Mommy's Typical Day

Try new toothpaste, prepare bottles, pack daycare bag, apply make-up, wake up Waverly, chat with babysitter, grab a latte, work as hard as I can, clip coupons from newspapers, get a full serving of vegetables, window-shop, clean house, finish the presentation, find Waverly's pacifier, call daycare to check on her, pay bills online, set alarm for 6:00, tell Waverly I love her, RSVP for play date, check the mailbox, take penny jar to the bank, find car keys, trade candy bar for apple, enjoy the baby, call my mom, email my friend, say no to soda, sweep the floor, give Waverly a bath, change another diaper, take my vitamins, re-caulk bathtub, go on a walk, hope that Waverly goes to bed easily, dig for change in the seats of car, eat some cake, multitask, dye hair, enjoy some good family time, apply for new job, re-vise to do list, practice public speaking, ship package, charge cell phone, check the weather, watch tv, fold the laundry, feed the cats and dogs, do sit-ups during commercials, groom the dog, look for pair of socks, laugh at a joke, take back library books, grocery shop, drink eight glasses of water, change furnace filter, paint the kitchen, chat with my husband about the day, worry about how to pay for college, clean off desk, buy dog food, think fast while making awkward small talk with an old friend, park father away from the door, give my baby a hug, take out home equity loan to pay for gas at the pump, sign insurance form, water the plants, return movies, cook dinner, pack leftovers for lunch the next day, type up a memo, mail letters to clients, chat with my boss, do the dishes, worry about new job, plan for vacation, make dinner plans with friends, order prints from photo shoot, chat with the in-laws, pay daycare, buy diapers, make shopping list, enter in sweepstakes, check facebook, change another diaper, feed the baby, make doctor's appointment, attend training for work, say good night to my family.